Learn to breathe (and keep doing it),
Grow more brain cells (and learn to use them properly),
Cultivate Snowdrops (and see Grandma in them),
Stop worrying about life, the universe and everything (including myself),
Have sex (brush up on theory beforehand),
Take control (by putting it down and walking away),
Lower demands I make on myself (Global Domination is not a realistic personal goal),
Make the dream happen (as long as it is truly impossible),
.... and teach as many americans as possible to point out their country on a map of the world (nah).
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