Jabbercocky

In answer to friends who have asked many times how long I've been writing stuff and putting it on the net - I'll start posting stuff here that I published on my own site years ago - hope you like it (there's lots of it).

Something humorous to begin with I think ....

thursday august 21 2003

'Twas steamy, and the writhing dong
Did rise and stiffen in the night:
All hot and horny as twas long,
And forlorn was its plight.

"Beware the elusive Cocksuck son!
the mouth that sucks, the lips that smack!
Beware his greedy mouth, and shun
His mandibles' awesome crack!"

He took his awesome dong in hand:
Long time since last he came -
So rested he with swollen gland,
And played his solitary game.

And, as he lay in pensive mood.
The Cocksuck, with his eyes aflame,
Came slurping through the ugly wood,
And slobbered as he came!

One, two! One, two! And through and through
The dong went slobber-sneck!
And as the Cocksuck lowered his head
the dong slid down his neck.

"Oh Cocksuck thou art truly king!"
The dong said firm in place,
"I'll fuck you with my steely ring,
And cum upon your face!"

'Twas steamy, and the writhing dong
Did rise and stiffen in the night:
All hot and horny as twas long,
And forlorn was its plight.