Showing posts with label Stephenism. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Stephenism. Show all posts

Friday, February 29, 2008

Stephenism



"I'm going to have to be really nice to my Boss
if I want him to terminate my contract next month."

Read this again .... slowly ....

This is the truth. The irrevocable Truth which can only be achieved via the convoluted paths of indisputable Logic that springs from the mind that is Stephen.

The one thing you must remember with a Stephenism is that he's not trying to be funny ....

Wednesday, February 27, 2008

Stephenism




"I'm sure a Treadmill is unhealthy,
my heart rate goes up just by stepping onto it!"

Thursday, September 6, 2007

Another Stephenism



"Our local fish shop has turned gay!"

"I know, I saw the rainbow flag. There was a lesbian working in there. Its like potpourri to them darling"
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